Dorothy Parker was a writer and critic for such magazines as Vogue, Vanity Fair, and the New Yorker and her quotes are pure genius! Thanks Lou for the insight.
Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart.
And in response to her publishers request to write more, "I'm too fucking busy..... or vice versa'